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Ahoy there, weary traveller, and welcome to the Swollen Bosom, Lake Hylia's finest tavern. We trust your travels have found you well, especially since you'll likely be spendin' a long time with us. Many of our patrons stopped in merely for an evening's rest, but we've yet to be able to get them to leave. I'm not sure what it is that keeps our business repeating, but I think me angel Stacky helps a bit, what with the gigantic juggs and all. All it takes is a sip or two o' me magic brew and off she grows again, fillin' up a larger and larger wench dress. None of the others get the brew tho... only Stacky. She's who I make it fer. Any'ow, I hope you enjoy your time with us, as I think you'll come to find that there's no better service than that you'll find here at the Swollen Bosom. Here, there's all the soft, warm, squishy comforts of home.

...

That's not an invitation to the soft, warm, squishy bits, just the home part. Stay away from the squishy bits!

For ~darkflames05, enjoy!
-TLink, proprietor and bartender at the Swollen Bosom
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:icontalkahiem:
Interesting image, with an even more interesting piece of dialog to acompany it.
---[Alert: RP begins below]---

Kal'eon sentinel: Message to Kalius, we found -something-...
Kalius: What?
Kal'eon sentinel: a Tavern, with a somewhat [rare] service type.
Kalius: Do you mean the woman who works there aswell, sentinel?
Kal'eon Sentinel: Something of the sorts. Legionbane, I need to return to [Outpost 14.45.66.?/343/732

*after a week, a Phantom (covenant design, brown repaint, scout clas) is spotted flying towards a recently discovered
structure of Kal'eon origin, it holds [Promethean forces] inside it, which will soon be the greatest threat...or is it?*

[From within the building]

Knight-commander: Hail, Sangheili, welcome to Afar from Beyond, our outpost...
Kal'eon Elite soldier: Greetings, knight-commander of our legion, how goes this outpost?
Knight: after your phantom arrived, there -will- be a chance that the mortals will head here to investigate our holding.
Elite soldier: Then I'll alert our Council to this, be prepared for Anything, but above all else, keep The Portal guarded!
Knight: By your command! *salutes the sangheili before he leaves for his phantom*
*in the evening, that same Phantom leaves for Xeta'ra (in stealth), which then leaves for Kal'eon ring 3/[15?]*
---RP ends unless continued somehow---
---Information > Lord Kalius 732 > xbox live---
Kalius Legionbane...
Kal'eon legion.
Green team [councilor]
[Error 404/Basic]
Files cannot be found here.
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:iconlakehylia:
=LakeHylia Sep 3, 2012  Professional Artist
Thassa helluva'n RP session.
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:icontalkahiem:
Indeed it is, indeed, oh and I've been looknig up reapers from mass effect 3 on youtube, they are cool, so here's what I did, RP-wise:
More RP stuff then?
DATA >> RP < <> >> [tick icon]
Terminal: has been: looking up mass effect 3 reapers, and the Kal'eon have incorporated their species[?] and technologies to advance to tech 15 [proper]. Kal'eon are known to be tech 15, but really they're 13/14ish tech.
Kal'eon tech chart:
1:Animal:
Animals only think about survival, hunting, mating.
2:brainy animal:
Capable of knowing what 'tidy' means, and can be a bit more strategic on things.
3:Tribal?:
Probably where humans started to...happen to become more creative with their minds, making words, books, inscriptions, and much more....
4:BASIC INDUSTRIAL:
The ever-unbalanced point where mortals may get their chance[s] on making bows, boats, and transportation technology of BASIC.
5:Benificial:
Basic devices that assemble other stuff that they get tired with trying to assemble...and the such.
ERROR:404: other 5's data is at PRIMUS TERMINAL ON 343I FORUMS...
6:Eco-friendly, space tests, and stuff like that:
When they manage to build machines that survive in Space, they make a shell [space suit and/or SAS (space activities suit)] after transporting off-homeworld is do-able, then terraforming systems are being invented, and much, much more....
7: trans-solar: Reference: UNSC.
This is when they get FTL working properly, and then expand their species to beyond their basic, their mission: explore new forms of life/civilizations. During this period, weapons of space-to-space war and SHIELD devices will be very useful...
8: Expanding through your galaxy: Reference: Unidentified origin...
Eventually if another species is found, war shall surge, and conquest will begin, yet their original mission will remain clear to both sides.
9: Automated war machines...:
Just at the pinnacle of evolution and at peak of tech-power, they make machines to deal with warfare, supply gathering, manufacture, and the best portals.
10: FORERUNNER [GOD-ish]
Not much opinion, but one thing's for sure, their works are MASSIVE!
11: PRECOURSER [the gods?]
247/343/404: They mutated to become gods of their galaxy, and their work...nobody knows, well, apart from THE FLOOD.
12: Koldraxic
Koldraxon [or known as Kalius, if you're at the future] had his own tech that exceeded our expectation, and thus his various constructs are notable as very flexible, for they can adapt and overcome problems.
13: Kal'eon tech level [era of Kal'eon rising to power]
When you can't beat it, convert it, if it can counter you, just de-volve 'em back a bit, or wipe their memory, or even just blow up their inventions of warfare.
14: SCRIN/Kal'eon/Advanced empiric:
Kal'eon are an empire of some kind, we just can't put our...tip of the spear...on what it is yet that we can explain, just the fact that they are tech 14.
15: Kal'eon [Era: Koldraxon's Reign IIIX DASH 732.q]
Kalius at this point has a REAPER form, and has made the REAPERS his greatest weapon against those who wished to undo his existence, yet, the Lords of creation have vowed not to harm him, for he is the key to uniting good, and evil...
NO HIGHER TECH NOTABLE, apart from ???.
???: Tech of Creation:
Capabilities: Create and destroy instantly!
Benefits: Your own little Creation\box.
Other benefits: modificate anything as you wish.
How to get it: Just exceed expectations & find a way to be logicly defying all logic logicly.
-KAL'EON archive then blurrs as the screen turns red, changes over to...
SYSTEM: YOUR INTRUSION HAS BEEN LOGGED.
Your response.
SYSTEM: YOUR INTRUSION HAS BEEN LOGGED!
Scared?
SYSTEM: NOW DESPENSING LOG.
-An actual fairly large, smoothed piece of a tree's trunk falls apoun you, but doesn't hurt you, instead, you get knocked out by it...
[Probably later]
-Your nowhere near that KAL'EON TERMINAL!
[live feed ends]
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:iconsonicrailin:
Night: hmmmm, a fine place for the boys 'n' me to enjoy a little repass after a period of pillagin' on the seas with mi crew of ladies . . .

[lays down a gold piece]
Tsu-Joe: dat be ta start the drinks a flowin' . . .

[plops a pound satchel of platinum pieces]
Bammer: and that's for a baker's dozen kegs of that special magic brew to take back to the ship with us!

Hyro: yeah, dem sheilas o' ours will get a rippin' good kick out of that stuff!
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:iconlakehylia:
=LakeHylia Sep 10, 2011  Professional Artist
PIRATES!
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:iconsonicrailin:
Night: far more than pirates mi lady. We live life our own way, we sail the seas, storms, and stars as we please, and any fullish Navy, Royal, or Emperial sailors have a problem with . . . well . . .

Tsu-Joe: we got no problems addin' their ships to our collection and servin' dem up for out "shipmates" pleasures.

Hyro: and them sea sailin' sheelas o' ours can be real man eaters after a couple of ship strippin's!

Bammer: Now then . . .
[flips a platnum coin into her ample cleavage]
Bammer: how about a few rounds of aile, rum, and meade, lass.
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=LakeHylia Aug 20, 2011  Professional Artist
Thanks!
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Mood: Big Grin ~GothicSora Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I must find this inn
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=LakeHylia Jun 22, 2011  Professional Artist
Keep your eyes peeled. It may be making a comeback...
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